[a king and the story]

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

haha me and valerie finally typed out our dictionary of backwards words!!

with stupid = diputs and idiot = toi di as the originating words :P
here are some!:

slow = wols
loner = renol
lousy = y soul = why soul?
lol = lol
wow = wow
yay = yay
sad = das
siao = oais = oh ace
tired = derit
retarded = de-drated = dehydrated
dumb = b-mud
fine = eenif
nolee = eel on
valeelee = eel ee lav
no wonder = red now on
easy = y sae = why say?
smart = trams
lived = devil
aiyoh = hoyia = ho ya
rail = liar
guess what = tahw sseug = tawsug
lamo = omal
never mind = d nim reven = de neem raven
erased = de saree = the saree
okay = yak o = yakult
greedy = ydeerg = y de erg = why the urge
cool = looc = look
love = evol
pig = gip = jeep
yes = sey = say
wait = tiaw
hurry = yrruh = errah
hooray = yaroooh
don't know = donno = on nod
nope = eee porn!!
funny = enuff
yar = ray
sian = nais = nice
wah lao = oal haw = owl haw
me too = oot em = hoot them
crap = parc = park
nope= epon = eeee PORN!
coca cola = aloc acoc = a-lock a-cock
damn = nmad = n mad = and mad
help = pleh = pee leh!
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the list really really goes on and on and on and on........!!
we cant stop! hahaha stop = pots!

hahaha :P

[[na me huang na me mang]] at this time: 4:42 PM :)

Once.upon.a.time.there.lived.a.cat.and.an.elephant.They.were.good.friends.and.they.lived.together.in.the.same.house.One.fine.day.they.went.to.the.nearby.pond.to.play.The.cat.swam.while.the.elephant.sucked.water.up.its.trunk.They.had.a.wonderful.time!On.the.way.back.home.the.cat.was.tired.so.the.elephant.allowed.the.cat.to.ride.on.its.back.Due.to.the.heat,the.elephant's.back.was.itchy.so.the.cat.helped.to.scractch.its.back.What.good.friends.they.were!They.lived.happily.ever.after.The.End!WhatAGreatStoryByNOELLE

Once upon another time, in a forest, there lived 3 bears - Teddy bear, Papa bear and Gummi bear. They were very friendly and made friends with any animal in the forest! Then one day a girl came into the forest to gather berries. Gummi bear said "lets go and befriend her!" Teddy bear agreed. However, strangely, Papa bear didnt want to make friends with her. The other 2 bears were very shocked! They asked Papa bear why?! (and Im sure you also want to know.haha) It was because... long time ago, when Papa bear was just Baby bear, a girl name goldilocks invaded his house n ate up his papa n mama n his porridge, and worst, broke his FAVOURITE chair! He was very tramatised by it. poor Baby-now-Papa bear! Thus, until now, Papa bear doesn't like humans, esp. little girls. Mystery solved! THE END. thankyou for reading!

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

"When storms shut down ports, we go out. When hurricanes ground the US Navy, we go out. When the Holy Lord Himself reaches down from heaven and destroy His Good Works with winds that'll rip houses off the ground, we go out..
If by any miracle you actually have what it takes to become one of us, you have to look forward to a life of meager pay, and the distinct possiblity of you dying slow, cold, and alone somewhere in the vast sea.
You will however, get the chance to save lifes."
-- the guardian

.. a riveting, white-knuckle story of hardcore courage, self-less sacrifice set inside the never-before-seen world of Coast Guard Rescue Swimmers..

- courtesy of http://theguardian.movies.go.com/-

4 days since i watched this incredibly nice show.. and its STILL on my mind. haha
best show of the year (becoz so far this year ive been watching lame comedy)

and crap.. im addicted to the song "Never Let Go", the closing song by Bryan Adams in the movie.
haha but the show is really damn nice la.
!!! :P:P

[[na me huang na me mang]] at this time: 5:53 PM :)

valerie no salary's dedication

all you ever do is
run run and run around
laugh laugh and laugh forever
run and laugh and run and laugh
NON STOP.

crazy hyper active woman!!

haha and our "backwards" dictionary
of "stupid" words like
toidi, diputs, de robbed.. and recently
de drater aka dehydrated (??!)
when r we gg to compile all of them!!?

anw i know u miss me n all of us
(u've better ok!!)
coz of your horrible .. *ahem*.
hahahaha n i almost cldnt believe
abt the clearing of others doubts of
the "wrong direction in life"

hahahahahahahahahahhahaaaa! ok la not bad.

see ive completed a very very long dediction
for you.
mine better be good ok!!!
arent you honoured??!

you: pretty

me: ??

you: pretty honoured

...

haha! k im waitnig for yours!!

[[na me huang na me mang]] at this time: 6:01 PM :)

now, "hello" conversations with my grandmother aka ahma are very interesting.
i come home from schl.. open the gate.. take off my shoes.. n as i walk in through the kitchen i always greet her there.

at first;
conversation type 1:
me: ahma..
ahma: orh.. ni hui lai le? (you are back alr?)
me: arh.. wo hui lai le.. (yea.. im home alr)

as u can tell, it IS quite very obvious tt im home, standing at the kitchen.. and it always repeats

so, after awhile, i decided to;
conversation type 2:
me: ahma.. wo hui lai le!
ahma: orh.. ni hui lai le ah...?
me: arh..

and so, it didnt turn out to be that effective in givinng her unprompted verbal evidence tt im home.

it didnt stop me, i like greeting her.. but i became lazy,.. n;
conversation type 3:
me: ahma.. hui lai le.
ahma (laughing): aiy.. wo mei you chu qu, zhen yang hui la neh? (i nv even go out, how to come back?)
me (laughing): mei you la! haha wo suo wo hui lai le! haha. (no la! i said im home alr!)
both: hahahahahahaahahhahahahaaaaa

after tt once i nv omit that "wo" in my sentence..

but today.. aft a long tiring day at schl..
conversation type 4:
me: ahma! ...
ahma: orh! ne hui lai le?
me (decided to be lame): bu! wo hai zai xue xiao! (nope! im still in schl!)
ahma: orhh? (mumbles sth i couldnt catch, sounding quite puzzled)
mom (who overheard): haha she din understand your joke!!

hahaha this is hilarious!! im not teasing / laughing at my grandmother.. but she's really very funny n cute la. hahahaha even my father = her son says she ask unanswerable qns. LOL

HAHA!

[[na me huang na me mang]] at this time: 9:03 PM :)

highlight of today is none other than soccer!! we played match w the j2s :P
long time since i played field soccer..
and so long since we played with our seniors!! fun.
but a few minutes into playing i was choking n all (i think its becoz of the stupid haze)
n now i haf blisters on my feet due to my lousy footwear la..
>.<

pw and art project filled me the whole morning till four pm.
yucks la.. n tmr got e schl amazing race i heard alot pple ponning..
i want to play k!! n i want to win n get e 15000cents they claim we can get. haha $.$!
but art pple asking me to not go so tt can do the art project to prepare for the presentation in the afternoon. i know its so tt we can be fully prepared get good marks n all but..
must we really really dont go?!??
tsk.
h1 art is taking away alot of my fun.
even tho biennale was alot interesting n fun.. haha cld be more fun if i had my own time n company. LOL.

oh well no well
hahah! :P
LAME.

[[na me huang na me mang]] at this time: 8:31 PM :)

sore feet

ytd.. had macs breakfast w josh
then aft tt me n sam embarked our wonderful tour
walking non-stop and taking alot of pics.. haha

we took the mrt and alighted at raffles place, and immediately got lost.
went through some underpass n ended up at one raffles quay. haha but we saw the high-life of working pple.
turned back n walk down to merlion park... then some singapore shop for some aircon. haha.
crossed the anderson bridge.. n contemplated in gg in asian civilisation museum.. but in the end we decided not to spend $$ there.
then walked along sg river.. lol we were posing together w the statues/sculptors there la!
sam wanted to go to the supreme court and amazingly we found our way there w/o even trying.
so we entered supreme court (my 2nd time n sam's first). she was sooo nosey she went to some bar room we not suppose to la. hahaha n she wanted to see a court case but doonno how. lol meanwhile i was resting my tired legs.
when we left, we went to fort canning park
oh man it was a killer we hiked up tt one big hill, walked across the entire park.. then we caught a glimpse of the construction of national singapore museum. .
haha n then we paid only $1.50 to go to singapore art museum.
and went in, walked all over there n found the artists AND artwork tt appeared in my art exam
!!! IF ONLY I WENT THERE EARLIER!! rar hhaha.
oh all the while sam was sooo amazed tt she walked soo much w/o complaining. haha of coz she was the one tt suggested this "tour".
aft tt we were dead beat.. went to one smu building n bought food n ate there..
she was rushing for some dinner later so we took bus home.. haha n took pics in the bus too.

overall we were damn tired and sweaty. haha from 12 to 5pm. A FIVE HOUR WALK.
anw sam claims her shots are nicer.. watever! coz i nv bring my cam also.. in e end i bought a disposable one. lol

here's e map of our journey!

wahh the map so small cannot see anything. but nvm haha
we somemore wanted to go esplande there la but nv..

so tiring but fun. haha i don haf any of the pics coz all in her cam. lol

[[na me huang na me mang]] at this time: 10:09 AM :)